Naming My Computers

Merlin Mann, some time back, linked to a geeky screed about naming your computers. I realized that despite a brief period naming my hard drives on my pre-OS X Macs, I hadn’t been doing much creatively with this.

Andy Ihnatko, I knew, kept the moniker Lillith in rotation for his main production machine. Clever enough.

I thought about the most obvious scheme–songs. But who would you have song titles that were, importantly, one-word titles, but which conveyed both seriousness of purpose with a touch of whimsy?

Rush, you say?

I concur.

Behold this list of possibilities:

  • Anthem
  • Bytor
  • Snowdog
  • Rivendell
  • BastilleDay
  • LakesidePark
  • Necromancer
  • Xanadu
  • CygnusX-1
  • CinderellaMan
  • VillaStrangiato
  • Freewill
  • JacobsLadder
  • NaturalScience
  • TomSawyer
  • RedBarchetta
  • YYZ
  • Limelight
  • CameraEye
  • Witchunt
  • VitalSigns
  • BroonsBane
  • Subdivisions
  • AnalogKid
  • Chemistry
  • DigitalMan
  • TheWeapon
  • NewWorldMan
  • Countdown
  • Afterimage
  • RedSectorA
  • BodyElectric
  • KidGloves
  • BigMoney
  • Force10
  • PrimeMover
  • Presto

I CamelCased where appropriate. That’s a long list of names. You could feasibly name all of your devices Cygnus-Xx, where x is the variable, and call it a life.

But no.

The 16″ MacBook Pro I use at work is BigMoney. BigMoney is my least favorite name, so I got it over with, and it fit the model: I wouldn’t buy that much computer myself, although I am glad to have both the size and horsepower.

But my home Mac Mini? It’s Anthem. I get goosebumps when my watch unlocks it or it pops up in the AirDrop share sheet.