Misunderstanding Brokeback Mountain

At a recent Halloween party, an attendee (who was ironically dressed up like a cowboy) reeled in horror at the mention of Brokeback Mountain and that someone there, whom he’d never met, liked the film.

It was evident why he didn’t like it: to him, it was a movie about gay cowboys. That’s too on the nose, though, and a gross simplification.

Roger Ebert:

But it’s not because of Jack. It’s because Ennis and Jack love each other and can find no way to deal with that. “Brokeback Mountain” has been described as “a gay cowboy movie,” which is a cruel simplification. It is the story of a time and place where two men are forced to deny the only great passion either one will ever feel. Their tragedy is universal. It could be about two women, or lovers from different religious or ethnic groups–any “forbidden” love.

He was an artless turd and proud of it.

Scientific American on Gun Control

Via One-Foot Tsunami, Scientific American on the evidence that gun control measures are not only supported by the data, they are popular with Americans:

As we previously reported, in 2015, assaults with a firearm were 6.8 times more common in states that had the most guns, compared to the least. More than a dozen studies have revealed that if you had a gun at home, you were twice as likely to be killed as someone who didn’t. Research from the Harvard School of Public Health tells us that states with higher gun ownership levels have higher rates of homicide. Data even tells us that where gun shops or gun dealers open for business, killings go up. These are but a few of the studies that show the exact opposite of what progun politicians are saying. The science must not be ignored.

The Science Is Clear: Gun Control Saves Lives

Batman 4DX

We saw The Batman in IMAX, which I am not sure was worth it. 4DX, though, sounds downright silly:

Annoying chair convulsing aside, I’d argue that all the unpleasantly translated movie-to-reality bits from our 4DX The Batman experience were quickly overshadowed by the batmobile scene. Before the batmobile was even on screen, we felt the revving of its engine under our seats, which gradually became more powerful as it slowly teased. Our chairs should have come with safety restraints, because when the car chase finally commenced in earnest, our theater became a Universal Studios roller coaster.

I Accidentally Watched The New Batman Movie In The Worst Way Possible

The Batman

The Light Gives Way to the Dark

In 1989, Michael Keaton’s Batman said onscreen to Jack Nicholson’s Joker, “Ever dance by the devil in the pale moonlight?” Joker’s eyes widened, recognizing a signature line from an earlier time, before his face absorbed a blow from an angry Batman.

Tim Burton’s Batman, and this moment of cinema, was redemption of all of the shit I’d had to watch on television when the not-so-Dark Knight visited my cathode ray tube. Burton and Keaton rescued Batman, in one film, from the ridiculous 60’s Adam West and Super Friends Saturday morning cartoon versions to Matt Reeve’s in The Batman, which I just saw on an IMAX screen.

Batman was ridiculous to me as a child. That’s not entirely fair to say– I loved Batman. I loved the comic books. I used to get month-old comics for cheap with my dad at the Paperback Bookseller and the general store at the Ripicon Mall after a slice. Even clad in gray and blue, the comic book version of Batman was sullen, quiet, violent, and laser-focused on his mission. But on screen, he was ridiculous. I remember hating the Adam West show, wanting it to be something it never would be. The POOF and the PAZOW, the camera angles, the bright colors and direct lighting. It was better than nothing, but I hated it.

The Superfriends cartoon was more of the same. Batman was corny and unbelievable: he pulled all manner of things from his utility belt, a deus ex machinaaround his waist, complete with whatever might be needed at that moment to rescue him and the Super Friends from trouble. In one episode, he announced, “I’ll use the Bat Bazooka.” And from somewhere in the folds of his cape came a giant firearm, the likes of which would have made his moments-ago acrobatics impossible.

And the along came Michael Keaton’s Batman, in the Tim Burton film. Upon hearing that he had been cast for the role, I judged it a betrayal on par with Adam West’s ruination of the character: the long-awaited film casts a funny guy?

But Keaton was awesome. On Burton’s decision:

“A bat is this wild thing. I’d worked with Michael before and so I thought he would be perfect, because he’s got that look in his eye. It’s there in Beetlejuice. It’s like that guy you could see putting on a bat-suit; he does it because he needs to, because he’s not this gigantic, strapping macho man. It’s all about transformation. Then it started to make sense to me. All of a sudden the whole thing clicked, I could see the pointy ears; the image and the psychology all made sense. Taking Michael and making him Batman just underscored the whole split personality thing which is really what I think the movie’s about.”

Batman fans and critics can argue, but the ones worth watching were Burton’s two films, and all three of the Christopher Nolan/Christian Bale films. The others are not worth your time.

The World’s Greatest Detective(s)

The Batman is, at its heart, a detective story. We did’n’t need the origin story again, and so were spared it. There were tasteful and useful nods to it, but not once did the film dwell on the Crime Alley shooting that led to the Batman’s origin. Instead, the Wayne legacy takes a monied black eye, when John Turturro’s Carmine Falcone leans in and gives the orphaned Bruce Wayne a possible explanation for the killing. (Turturro, by the way, plays it like Pacino.)

The Batman’s Riddler taps into the zeitgeist; he’s a rabble-rousing conspiracy theorist, one who can, through force of persuasion and words, marshal a Kenosha, Wisconsin-esque militia of acolytes eager to bear–and fire–arms. As he admits himself, the Riddler lacks muscle, using his brains to inspire others to enact his agenda. This Riddler is a modern, timely take, ditching the corny cackle and bright colors for remote terrorism, shared using poorly captured video over a cell connection.

Pattison’s Batman, despite a prescient knowledge of all but one riddle, is classic early-era Frank Miller Batman: driven, able, but inexperienced and fallible. He is well equipped but a damaged recluse. Rather than a focused, single minded vigilantes of means, he is odd, unfamiliar with social interaction, and obsessed. He takes a lot of hits.

There are some cinematographically rivetting shots in The Batman: Batman narrowly escaping the police, grappling vertically up a central staircase while the police converge around the opening. He falters for moment in his escape, almost plunging to his doom before realizing he needs to activate his flight suit. In another scene, the Penguin (Oz, played by a physically transformed Colin Farrell) waddling in anger, having been cuffed at his ankles. I saw The Batman in an IMAX theater, and the appearance of the new Batmobile is announced by rumble that shakes and thumps. (I longed for my 2013 Mustang GT, in the shop for repairs, in that moment.) After a an explosive car chase on a dark and rainy highway, red lights squeezing through the murky dark, Batman swaggers up to Oz, who is suspended upside down in his car. With the grappling gun holster on his leg and the weighty clunk of his boots, he’s a cowboy. Near the finale, after Batman cuts the lights to “do it my way,” he takes down a squad of gunman in the inky dark, the battle illuminated only by bursts of syncopated gunfire.

If the movie has a weak spot, it’s the finale, the final bit of chaos the Riddler has sown. In this, the Batman is again tricked; he is never one step ahead of the Riddler. The New Yorker’s Richard Brody didn’t like the film, especially the ending:

Again avoiding spoilers, the Riddler doesn’t only target individual high-level miscreants in Gotham but decides that the entire city deserves to go down with them. (The possibilities, with its Biblical implications, are endless—and remain untapped.) When his monstrous scheme is unleashed, crowd scenes conjure mass destruction as a plot point, the staggering loss of life as a generic and inchoate jumble.

But otherwise? It’s a great story. Long, but great.

Why Italians Don’t Drink Cappuccino After 11 am

Coffee scholar and gourmand James Hoffman posits a simple explanation for this Italian prohobition–lactose intolerance. There’s a lot of gelato for sale in Italy that casts doubt on this, but it’s an interesting hypothesis. It puts me in mind of one of my favorite explainers, Marvin Harris. I’d try Our Kind if this video whets your whistle for explaining behavior.

Why Italians Don’t Drink a Cappuccino After 11 am

Dune

I made occasion to re-read Frank Herbert’s Dune again, for what I think was the third time, in anticipation of the Villenueve film. I attempted it once in high school, found it dense and inscrutable, but then read it again in college. I stayed one book ahead of my roommate-at-the-time and read all of the titles in the original series, from Dune through Chapterhouse: Dune. I was crazy about the story and have always wanted to work my way back through.

My introduction to Dune, however, was David Lynch’s movie, which came out when I was about ten years old. Star Wars it was not, but I loved it.

Having gone back to the original novel, what stuck out is how embellished Lynch’s film was. I’m not going to bash it, but there are a number of additions that appear nowhere in the book: heart plugs and the guild navigators, to name two. Topless Robot has a good listicle on this.

I found Herbert’s style terse this go around. Of all the voices in the book, I found the dialog and behavior of Jessica to be hard to believe (yes, I know it’s a book that features giant sandworms who make an addictive drug). And as tersely as it began, it ends suddenly.

My curiosity is piqued now: perhaps it was the six-novel stretch that I loved, which informed the nascent novel, that I look back so fondly upon. Might need to dip into Messiah again.

Why *Not* Notes

ldtephens on why Apple Notes won’t be his daily note-taknig app:

Many of the notes that I take throughout the day are notes that I will want to do something with later. A note may become a task in Things, a reminder, or event in Fantastical, a new draft for this blog in Ulysses, or a journal entry in Day One. Missing from Notes is the lack of export options or actions to get notes out of Notes. This is a dealbreaker for making Notes my everyday note’s app. That’s why I use Drafts. Ya know, the old saying “text starts here”. Any text starts in Drafts, including stuff that may eventually end up in Notes.

I agree whole-heartedly. I like Notes’ ubiquity and Apple Pencil support, but I am never inspired to use it compared to Drafts, OmniOutliner, or BBEdit. Quick note is tempting, and I’ll surely check it out, but the indie tools always call to me.

The one thing Apple Notes is missing

Farpoint II

Took the boys to Farpoint Collectibles II today, which is housed in a []local antiques market](https://www.facebook.com/ShorelineVintage/). One of the owners, Frank, originally ran It’s a Toy Store! in Richland, and he was there. It was good to see him and chat, as well as the owners of Farpoint. I showed a picture of the boys from 2011 at the original store, and he loved it. I realized how long we’ve been making these quick little jaunts to the local shop and how soon, Joey will be able to drive himself there.

They were featured on an episode of “A Toy Store Near You.”

wee nerds at It's a Toy Store! in 2011
Wee nerds at It’s a Toy Store! in 2011

Twitter Blue

Juli Clover, writing for MacRumors:

Twitter Blue will include an “Undo Tweet” option that holds a tweet for a set period of time before sending it out so you can choose to undo it, and a “Reader Mode” that makes it easier to read long threads.

I might go for something like this if it was a way to support a premium AI that could be used in apps like TweetBot and Twitterific. I use the official app (alongside both of the much better paid third party apps) only because Twitter denuded their (decidedly better) third-party clients. Still hurts though.

Twitter Confirms Plans for ‘Twitter Blue’ $2.99 Monthly Subscription Service

Happy 18th Birthday to WordPress

Matt Mullenweg:

Today marks eighteen years since the very first release of WordPress. I consider myself so lucky to have co-founded the project alongside Mike Little. Who could have imagined that our nights and weekends hacking on blogging software, a fork of b2/cafelog, could turn into something powering over 40% of the web? Or that nearly twenty years in, it would be getting better faster than it ever has been?

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